TIFU by accidentally Sleeping with my cousin at a family wedding

 

We've all had those cringeworthy moments that haunt us for years, the kind that family and friends never let die. But imagine one so epically awkward (to put it mildly) it involves a family wedding, a case of mistaken identity, and a plot twist straight out of a bad rom-com. This is the tale of how a fun night turned into a lifelong punchline, shared anonymously for your entertainment (and my catharsis). Buckle up—it's a wild ride.

In the grand comedy of errors, this one's a masterpiece: proof that weddings aren't just for tying knots, but for tangling family ties in hilariously knotty ways. Eighteen months on, the roasts keep coming, turning my blunder into eternal banter fodder. Lesson learned? Always grill for genealogy before grinding— or risk becoming the family jester. If life's a stage, this was my pratfall; may your relatives stay recognizable and your hook-ups hilariously unrelated. Cheers to the chaos—now pass the therapy bill!

 
 
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